Watched OMG2 with parents!

 I watched OMG2 with my parents today!
Netflix pe hi.

And the first thing my parents said
after watching the movie was
"Yeh sab bas film me hi hota hai"

And I wanted to tell them so badly
Yes yeh sab film me hi hota hai
and film me hi hoga

Yeh cheez hume educate and inspire krne ke liye banai thi
Asal zindagi me yeh hone ke chance bahut kam hai

And iska main purpose bhi yehi tha
Ki logo ko patah chle

I am a Hindu
I read scriptures
I meditate 
I pray
Sadhna krta hu

Dhang se tareeke se 
Brahm Muhurat me

Dhoti Kurta pehenta hu

But jo Britishers aur baaki historians ne kra
Jo yeh shuru ke education ministers
So-called Liberals ne kra 

Hinduism ki chatni banadi

And aaj ek pandit
ek hindu family wala aam insaan

Mastrubation ko paap hi smjhta hai
sex ko muh kala
Galat kaam bulata hai

Penis ko aaj tk penis nahi kaha
Bacho se is topic pe baat hi nahi krta

Arguments aate hai ki Bacho ko bacho paida krna sikha denge
Abe uncle ji nahi sikhaoge toh bache bache paida krdenge 

Kiss se bache paida kr rhe hai vo batao
Itna murkh banana hai kya

Issi vajah se toh aadhe ladke ladki se baat nahi kr paate
Apne hormonal changes ko smjh nahi paate

Attraction ko pyaar smjh lete hai
Alag hi heartbreak chlta hai inka phir

Aur jinka zyada hota hai
vo phir rape, molestation me ghuste hai
Unhe toh koi batayega nahi na ladkion ko yeh pasand nahi

Bhagwan masturbation se naraz nahi hote
Kyun honge yeh batao

Phir boldo Hindu ho na
Geeta padi hai
Ved padhe hai?
Manismritit padhi hai?
Kitne kand hai
Itihas kya hai
Gotra kya hai
Bhagwan kaun hai
Murti puja kyun krte hai
Upvaas kyun rkhte hai
Haath jod kr puja kyun krte hai
Dudh kyun chadhte hai

Yeh sab ka answer nahi patah hoga
Par hindu hai

Abe hindu hai toh padho na
Maine bhi isliye hi padha kyuki kisi ne pucha tha
Aur mai nahi bata paaya 
Toh maine Padhna Chalu kiya

Tum apni ego 
aur fixed mindset wali soch mne atke rhoge

Hindusim ko aur nuksaan kroge